On top of the tallest mountain in Skyrim, in the fortress High Hrothgar, the omnipotent Greybeards live in silence, studying the Way of the Voice. They have endless power, sending earthquakes throughout Tamriel with only a whisper. Their influence is limitless, and they assist the Dragonborn in learning the language of the long-lost dragons.

You know what they don’t do? Get laid.

The “Virgin Club” design features Arngeir, the leader of the Greybeards, calling a meeting to the Virgin Club. He stands at a podium bearing the iconic dragon symbol of the Elder Scrolls series.

“Show us, Dragonborn. Let us taste of your Voice.”